Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry appears on the latest issue of People magazine with his shocking personal story revealed. Dumbledore, in a rare interview with the Muggle publication discloses the background of his lifestyle choice. Additional commentary and interviews are provided from others within the Wizarding World, including "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" (Lord Voldemort), Professor McGonnegal, Severus Snape, and Harry Potter himself. Phone calls to The Ministry of Magic for comments were not returned. A spokesperson for W.W.W.A.G. (Witches and Wizards Who Are Gay) denied earlier allegations that Dubledore would be speaking from his portrait at Hogwarts later today with additional comments about this interview.-Rick Rockhill
PS- isn't SATIRE fun?? Special thanks to the Best Week Ever and Stephen Rader for this cover art I borrowed!
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